| A. When I found myself on my feet, I looked about me, and must confess I never beheld a more entertaining prospect. The country round appeared like a continued garden, and the incased fields, which were generally forty foot square, resembled so many beds of flowers. | 1. A Description of a city Shower |
| B. There is likewise another great advantage in my scheme, that it will prevent those voluntary abortions, and that horrid practice of women murdering their bastard children, alas, too frequent among us, sacrificing the poor innocent babes, I doubt, more to avoid the expense than the shame, which would move tears and pity in the most savage and inhuman breast. | 2. Gulliver's Travels |
| C. Having to no purpose used all peaceable endeavors, the collected part of the semen, raised and inflamed, became adjust, converted to choler, turned head upon the spinal duct, and ascended to the brain. | 3. A Modest Proposal |
| D. Sweeping from butchers' stalls, dung, guts, and blood, Drowned puppies, stinking sprats, all drenched in mud, Dead cats, and turnip tops, come tumbling down the food. | 4. A Tale of a Tub |